A man was praying to God

He said: God

God responded, Yes

And a guy said, Can I ask a question

Go right ahead

 .God said

 ?"God!  "What is a million years to you

God said, "a million years to me is only a second

The man wondered

Then he asked, "God, What is a million dollars worth to you

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny

So the man said, "God Can I have a penny

And God cheerfully said 

Sure... Just wait a second