Jokes
An Arab Sheikh’s son in Berlin
An Arab Sheikh’s son goes to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:
“Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us! go and get yourself a train too!”
Happiest Day of Life
Attending a wedding for the first time, little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
Her mother said, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said “So why is the groom wearing black?” 
attend : حضور یافتن
wedding : جشن عروسی
whispered : به آرامی گفت
bride : عروس
groom : داماد
School jokes
Teacher: Why are you late for school? Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher: What Sign?
Johnny: The sign that says “School ahead go slow”
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Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It’s good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don’t eat fish?
Student: It’s good for the fish!
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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can’t, I live just round the corner!
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